Wednesday, June 25, 2008

A conversation I overheard on the road in front of my home.

10 yr old girl #1 on bike: I don't want to play anymore!

10 yr old girl #2 on foot: Why?

#1: Because your mom is going to play!

#2: So what?

#1: I don't want to play hide and seek with your mom. (Rides off)

#2: Have fun playing by yourself! (Storms off the other way)

#1: (Over her shoulder) Have fun being a stupid idiot!

A conversation in the hall where I work.

(Mother and six year old son coming off the elevator.)

Mother: Your shoes are on the wrong feet.

Son: (Looks down at his flip flops which are a good three sizes too big and CLEARLY on the wrong feet, pointing outwards.) Oh. They were ouchy.

3 comments:

Dustin said...

I especially like the first conversation, i had one like that with troy actually about whether or not you could play hide and seek with us at serve.

Anonymous said...

OVER ONE MONTH HAS PASSED SINCE YOUR LAST POST!

I officially declare this blog dead.

Jason Taylor said...

i officially declare you dead. it's a blog about speaking. when i speak, i'll post. i'm at an event now. there'll be a post next week.