A conversation I overheard on the road in front of my home.
10 yr old girl #1 on bike: I don't want to play anymore!
10 yr old girl #2 on foot: Why?
#1: Because your mom is going to play!
#2: So what?
#1: I don't want to play hide and seek with your mom. (Rides off)
#2: Have fun playing by yourself! (Storms off the other way)
#1: (Over her shoulder) Have fun being a stupid idiot!
A conversation in the hall where I work.
(Mother and six year old son coming off the elevator.)
Mother: Your shoes are on the wrong feet.
Son: (Looks down at his flip flops which are a good three sizes too big and CLEARLY on the wrong feet, pointing outwards.) Oh. They were ouchy.
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
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3 comments:
I especially like the first conversation, i had one like that with troy actually about whether or not you could play hide and seek with us at serve.
OVER ONE MONTH HAS PASSED SINCE YOUR LAST POST!
I officially declare this blog dead.
i officially declare you dead. it's a blog about speaking. when i speak, i'll post. i'm at an event now. there'll be a post next week.
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